KilLogic ([info]blackiceuphoria) wrote,
@ 2009-06-25 11:12:00
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Make Fireworks!
1. The Fuse
Punch a hole near the bottom of an empty 10.5oz can (the Campbell's soup variety is perfect) and insert a 6-inch fuse from the hobby shop.

2. The Explosives
Sprinkle in 1tsp of black or smokeless powder (available at Wal-Mart). Then cover it w/ a disc-shaped piece of tissue paper.

3. The Fuel
Fill the rest of the can w/ Cremora, the highly flammable powdered non-dairy creamer. Make sure it's well sifted and not clumpy.

4. The Show
At dusk, gather some friends, light the fuse, and run back at least 25 feet. Your creation will explode in a 4- to 6-foot ball of flames!

Courtesy of WiReD's How To Wiki section

*Edit: Ok, I don't think they sell Cremora in Canada. ;_; Dreams of pyrotechnics, destroyed!


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[info]omicron34
2009-06-26 04:44 am UTC (link)
Good thing they didn't tell you seal the can up....by that point you have made yourself an IED. Campbell's soup can in your forehead :P For extra safety, a flower pot would probably be safer.

Really....!! i didn't know you can but smokeless powder at wal-mart!!

Hehe add in some aluminum shaving for color effects....add in rust powder with aluminum and you got yourself a thermite reaction ready to eat through bank vaults.

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[info]blackiceuphoria
2009-07-08 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Why a flowerpot? Embedded pieces of ceramics less harmful than metal? (did I just answer my own question? lol)

lol Maybe only in the US... 'cause we don't even have Cremora in Canada. : (

Oooooo rust powder, I'm sure we could scrape some off some hulls down at the Waterfront, hehe

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[info]omicron34
2009-07-09 12:48 am UTC (link)
Huh..for some odd reason I thought flower pots would be stronger than soup cans..when it comes to explosion..my bad...*clutches face injury.

What is Cremora? You can purchase bullets and black powder at the Pro Bass shop in Vaughn....oogles at fire arms and knives. Surprisingly shotguns aren't that expensive, somewhere around 900 bucks.

Yuppppp......there's plenty of rush to harvest around the city. SOme people actually make them at home using nails and electrolized solutions.

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Tasty explosive Cremora
[info]blackiceuphoria
2009-07-16 02:00 pm UTC (link)
*drops can, no breaky; drops flowerpot, smashy!* I think you're thinking of superhighheated, army-grade ceramics. lol (We can add this to "Things I learned the hard Way" lol)

Coffee whitener that apparently explodes. Why don't we have it in Canada?! Haha, shotguns aren't expensive 'cause they operate on the "razor-blade" business model.

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[info]omicron34
2009-07-16 03:28 pm UTC (link)
Oh sigh....my perfect fantasy world..unbreakable mil-spec ceramic flower pots...the last flower pot i'll ever have to purchase. Lol..what's on the list so far again?

- Exploding ceramic pot
- Cak
- hitting on lesbians?

So what can we put on ada's things I learned the heard way?

Ohh yahh..actually coffee whitener, bug spray, powdered sugar, saw dust works pretty well. Razor blade business model?

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[info]blackiceuphoria
2009-07-30 04:52 pm UTC (link)
It would also be the most expensive flower pot ever, factoring in the life expectancy of the thing. "Only 9, 999$! It will survive you AND your grandchildren!"

Hahahaha you hit on a lesbian? xD

I can't think of anything for "Ada's List of Things Learned the Hard Way"... and that's a bad sign, LOL

Ya razor-blade business model: Give away razor handles for free, extort customers on purchasing patented replacement razor blades that only your company manufactures.

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[info]omicron34
2009-08-02 01:04 pm UTC (link)
And this is for just one flower pot right? Hehe it'll be called "Generation Pot"

Let just say it started off as a crush..and than in came a bomb shell..

EEEp....lol we must add in more accidental mishaps!

Ahhhh...dislike that model...a lot of cycling companies are like that, selling away propietary technology.

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[info]blackiceuphoria
2009-09-08 08:26 pm UTC (link)
It will be called "Immortal Pot of Mockery"!

Ooooooooh so wait, did you express your feelings to her, and that's how you found out she was a lesbian?

Let's just say anything that doesn't leave some physical/mental scarring will most likely be forgotten... lol

Yes, but it was highly effective back in the day when companies could still control their consumers by withholding tech. Nowadays is the age of open-source~

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[info]omicron34
2009-09-10 03:21 am UTC (link)
Lol...the person who is being mocked must wear it on their head.

More like she was picking up the hints that i was hitting on her, and she started talking about how much she loves girls.....LOVES LOVES girls.

How about dating guys from online gaming?

open source..true..yet they still hold back on trade secrets making duplication impossible....Good example....30 hour cell phone batteries from Japan!

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[info]blackiceuphoria
2009-09-12 02:00 am UTC (link)
hehehe Chamber pot xD

Hmm, how does Calvin hit on people? : P That must've been funny, was she like "I LOVE VAGINA."? xD

Sure! Arrgh mutilated soulll lol

Bleh, I can't get iTunes to work on my new computer. :/ Must figure out.. way to put stuff on your iPhone...

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[info]omicron34
2009-09-12 06:14 am UTC (link)
Filled or empty chamber pot?

I become a tad more touchy....than again, people have complained that i'm subvertly flirtitious..i have no idea how..possibly because I listen and respond to what people say ;P Heart explodes in chest cavity.

Stupid boy...Ada does not react well with male...

Really..all the raw processing power and it can't run Itunes? GAsp! Maybe you have to go back to your old laptop instead :P Hehe how much of my Ipod did you go through? I'll be slightly emberassed if you discover my quote collection.

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[info]blackiceuphoria
2009-09-13 07:50 pm UTC (link)
Post-Oktoberfest chamber pot :D :D P.S. Did you sh*t blood today? Mine flushed red... I'm dearly hoping it was the beets. O_O

Calvin Casanova. : ) lol @ complained, well hey, at least you haven't gotten beat up for it! I'm scared if I touch a guy, it'll do more damage than good xD

*Ada lives rest of life w/ animals* lol

Nooo, iTunes + your iPhone + Vista = unworky : P I could try again, if you come by Monday. After 11:30 should be good. : ) I didn't even realize you had quotations until I read this, lol. Didn't go through much, you have nothing to fear from blackmail : )

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[info]omicron34
2009-09-14 03:37 am UTC (link)
Bier Scheiße. Nope, I actually don’t like beats. But yah, should be the coloring of the beats making your poo look like bloody stool. Scare your mom with it xD

Doesn’t Casanova seduce and sleep with females though? Not yet! Aww Ada needs to practice her affectionate side :P **man bleeds on floor.

If that is so, i’ll provide you a friendship too.

Dooorgh I just noticed that my MONdays are 20 hour school days! How is your Wednesday schedule like again? I like to thank you for trying to put music on to my laptop, and leaving Ada messages in the notepad:

- I have no idea why parents are antsy when it comes to close doors…not that you’re watching pron or doing naughty stuff with Mimi.

- Loved your little quote on architecture, thankyou thankyo.

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Beet you to death. : )
[info]blackiceuphoria
2009-09-14 03:59 pm UTC (link)
WHAT?! Beets are so good in soup, man! Beets + carrots + corn + piece of meat + veggies! LOL I got a nosebleed yesterday too, I'm bleeding from every orifice!! xD

Well, you're Asian................... LOL jk jk! Affectionate cuddly Ada, seems to only come out when presented with exceptionally cute babies or animals : P

Awww yay :))

20 hours?! WTF, you barely have time to sleep and eat! My Wed is one class @ 6-8, though I eat lunch w/ my mom till 1 'cause she goes to work late on Wednesdays...

I will still like to put music on there..

- Meh, I kiss Mimi's soft furry rump all the time~

- No problem, I love that quotation, it's almost like a mantra and applies to other aspects of life too. : )

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[info]omicron34
2009-09-15 05:30 am UTC (link)
Ada beats Cal with beets. For some reason I just don't like the taste. Gahh how did you get a nosebleed? Too much excitement for one night?

Lol are you saying that asians are horrible with romance? Than again, I look at my parents and i have proof xD Dangles Georgine infront of Ada :P

Whoops typo :P 10 hours. Ahh pooey.... Hmm take it 2-3 pm might be pushing the time?

For sure :)

hehe patches of missing fur due to excessive kissing.

Yet a lot of people would put too much stock on beauty over function.

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